This is how Obama won
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, November 15, 2012 – Political wonks and Romney supporters continue to discuss President Obama's win. Was it Aiken and Murdock's...
View ArticleObama needs your sob stories about the government shutdown
WASHINGTON, October 6, 2013 – President Obama needs your help to raise everyone’s awareness of how the government shutdown is utterly ruining everyone’s lives and destroying everything in its path,...
View ArticleObama visits Israel, avoids Hamas rockets
Video: Related Columns WASHINGTON, March21, 2013 ― In an historic move to heal wounds between the U.S. and the Zionist Apartheid State, President Barack Obama has started the first international...
View ArticleAlternative Tips for Avoiding a Drone Strike
WASHINGTON, DC, February 27, 2013 - Al-Qaeda operatives: Forget about that list of 22 crude anti-drone tactics discovered in an abandoned building in Mali. If those tactics had been genuinely useful,...
View ArticleApril 1: The People Cube is Eight Years Old!
WASHINGTON, March 28, 2013 ― Oppressed workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia! Eight years ago today the People’s Cube rapidly rose over the virtual horizon like the red sun of the...
View ArticleObama Signs Executive Order Moving Center to the Left
WASHINGTON, DC, February 11, 2013 — Putting an end to the spate of recent unexpected discoveries by otherwise loyal journalists that he may be to the left of the county's political center, President...
View ArticlePresidential dog Bo supports middle class from Martha's Vineyard
Related Columns WASHINGTON, August 13, 2013 ― Americans can go to bed with a story to warm the cockles of their hearts tonight. First Dog Bo has been successfully transported to join the First Family...
View ArticleSurviving May 2nd: Even Reds Get The Blues
WASHINGTON, April 14, 2013 ― Post-May-Day depression is a growing malady that affects progressives each year, usually beginning late in the afternoon on May 1 and continuing until the morning of the...
View ArticleHillary Clinton to Play Boss in New Season of 'The Office'
WASHINGTON, DC, February 8, 2013 - The wildly popular comedy series "The Office" has just been given an injection of hilarity with Hillary Clinton's decision to play "World's Best Boss" in the tenth...
View ArticleRyan-Biden debate: Marty McFly scores again
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 14, 2012 – If the Romney-Obama debate reminded me of a lost chapter from Atlas Shrugged, the Ryan-Biden debate felt more...
View ArticleAriel Castro, Cleveland kidnapper, is a registered Democrat
Video: Related Columns WASHINGTON, May 10, 2013 ― According to voter registration records, Ariel Castro, the Cleveland kidnapper who held three abducted local women in captivity for over a decade, is...
View ArticlePresident Obama astounded to discover that he is married
Related Columns WASHINGTON, June 20, 2013 ― President Obama, in a press release this morning, revealed that he was “surprised” to discover that he has apparently been married for quite some time. “The...
View ArticleObama grants $100,000 for mapping of brain; it's been done
Video: WASHINGTON, April 3, 2013 ― As Obama launches the BRAIN Initiative to map the human brain, we at The People’s Cube can’t help but wonder if his results would match our previous findings: The...
View ArticleFORWARD! Woman voter blown away by Obama's slogan enhancement
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 31, 2012 – If adding an exclamation point to the word "Forward" won't excite women voters, nothing will. Our resident...
View ArticleBudget cuts lead to creation of clean, sail-powered U.S. Navy
WASHINGTON, DC, February 13, 2013 - With the announcement of the indefinite suspension of nuclear refueling of the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the White House has signaled a new shift in naval...
View ArticleAlien abductions and plummeting workforce participation
WASHINGTON, DC, February 10, 2013 — With over 8 million people mysteriously disappearing from the US workforce during President Barack Obama's first term, experts are working on a number of theories...
View ArticleRomney-Obama debate: a lost chapter of "Atlas Shrugged"
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 5, 2012 – If Ayn Rand were to write a Christmas story, it would look like last night's presidential debate, in which good...
View ArticleTaliban offers to bring peacekeepers to Chicago
WASHINGTON, DC, February 8, 2013 - As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt , the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending...
View ArticleGore galore: Vintage Soviet accident prevention posters
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube Video: WASHINGTON, December 20, 2012 ― No, these are not Halloween decorations from the Kremlin, nor are they visual aids in a KGB class on how...
View ArticlePRISM: NSA spying foils NSA plot to attack NSA
In a stunning development, the National Security Agency (NSA) reports that PRISM, the secret spy program that monitors all internet activity in the US and the world and stores all the data in acres...
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