This is how Obama won
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, November 15, 2012 – Political wonks and Romney supporters continue to discuss President Obama's win. Was it Aiken and Murdock's...
View ArticleObama needs your sob stories about the government shutdown
WASHINGTON, October 6, 2013 – President Obama needs your help to raise everyone’s awareness of how the government shutdown is utterly ruining everyone’s lives and destroying everything in its path,...
View ArticleObama visits Israel, avoids Hamas rockets
Video: Related Columns WASHINGTON, March21, 2013 ― In an historic move to heal wounds between the U.S. and the Zionist Apartheid State, President Barack Obama has started the first international...
View ArticleAlternative Tips for Avoiding a Drone Strike
WASHINGTON, DC, February 27, 2013 - Al-Qaeda operatives: Forget about that list of 22 crude anti-drone tactics discovered in an abandoned building in Mali. If those tactics had been genuinely useful,...
View ArticleApril 1: The People Cube is Eight Years Old!
WASHINGTON, March 28, 2013 ― Oppressed workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia! Eight years ago today the People’s Cube rapidly rose over the virtual horizon like the red sun of the...
View ArticleObama Signs Executive Order Moving Center to the Left
WASHINGTON, DC, February 11, 2013 — Putting an end to the spate of recent unexpected discoveries by otherwise loyal journalists that he may be to the left of the county's political center, President...
View ArticlePresidential dog Bo supports middle class from Martha's Vineyard
Related Columns WASHINGTON, August 13, 2013 ― Americans can go to bed with a story to warm the cockles of their hearts tonight. First Dog Bo has been successfully transported to join the First Family...
View ArticleSurviving May 2nd: Even Reds Get The Blues
WASHINGTON, April 14, 2013 ― Post-May-Day depression is a growing malady that affects progressives each year, usually beginning late in the afternoon on May 1 and continuing until the morning of the...
View ArticleHillary Clinton to Play Boss in New Season of 'The Office'
WASHINGTON, DC, February 8, 2013 - The wildly popular comedy series "The Office" has just been given an injection of hilarity with Hillary Clinton's decision to play "World's Best Boss" in the tenth...
View ArticleRyan-Biden debate: Marty McFly scores again
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 14, 2012 – If the Romney-Obama debate reminded me of a lost chapter from Atlas Shrugged, the Ryan-Biden debate felt more...
View ArticleAriel Castro, Cleveland kidnapper, is a registered Democrat
Video: Related Columns WASHINGTON, May 10, 2013 ― According to voter registration records, Ariel Castro, the Cleveland kidnapper who held three abducted local women in captivity for over a decade, is...
View ArticlePresident Obama astounded to discover that he is married
Related Columns WASHINGTON, June 20, 2013 ― President Obama, in a press release this morning, revealed that he was “surprised” to discover that he has apparently been married for quite some time. “The...
View ArticleObama grants $100,000 for mapping of brain; it's been done
Video: WASHINGTON, April 3, 2013 ― As Obama launches the BRAIN Initiative to map the human brain, we at The People’s Cube can’t help but wonder if his results would match our previous findings: The...
View ArticleFORWARD! Woman voter blown away by Obama's slogan enhancement
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 31, 2012 – If adding an exclamation point to the word "Forward" won't excite women voters, nothing will. Our resident...
View ArticleBudget cuts lead to creation of clean, sail-powered U.S. Navy
WASHINGTON, DC, February 13, 2013 - With the announcement of the indefinite suspension of nuclear refueling of the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the White House has signaled a new shift in naval...
View ArticleAlien abductions and plummeting workforce participation
WASHINGTON, DC, February 10, 2013 — With over 8 million people mysteriously disappearing from the US workforce during President Barack Obama's first term, experts are working on a number of theories...
View ArticleRomney-Obama debate: a lost chapter of "Atlas Shrugged"
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 5, 2012 – If Ayn Rand were to write a Christmas story, it would look like last night's presidential debate, in which good...
View ArticleTaliban offers to bring peacekeepers to Chicago
WASHINGTON, DC, February 8, 2013 - As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt , the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending...
View ArticleGore galore: Vintage Soviet accident prevention posters
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube Video: WASHINGTON, December 20, 2012 ― No, these are not Halloween decorations from the Kremlin, nor are they visual aids in a KGB class on how...
View ArticlePRISM: NSA spying foils NSA plot to attack NSA
In a stunning development, the National Security Agency (NSA) reports that PRISM, the secret spy program that monitors all internet activity in the US and the world and stores all the data in acres...
View ArticleBiden launches new imaginary gun buyback Initiative
Related Columns WASHINGTON, June 22, 2013 ― Inspired by the “Toy Gun” buyback program recently initiated by Hayward California’s Strobridge Elementary School principal Charles Hill, Vice President Joe...
View Article50 Shades of Deputy CIA Director Avril Danica Haines
WASHINGTON, July 5, 2013 ― President Obama, already known to his staff as a “sophisticated” and “voracious” consumer of intelligence reports, has just found a way to enhance his intelligence briefing...
View ArticleNaomi Wolf to become Al Jazeera's on-air Jihadess
WASHINGTON, D.C., March 4, 2013 ― Recognizing Naomi Wolf’s past achievements in bashing Western civilization, the Qatari-owned news network Al Jazeera is now in negotiations with the renown author of...
View Article'Women in Binders' as Kinky Progressive Fantasy
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 23, 2012 – Why has the phrase "binders full of women" captured the progressive imagination more than any other of the...
View ArticleFree ObamaPhone: Facts and Fiction
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, September 28, 2012 – Do you pay taxes and ever wonder what exactly Obama is doing with your money? This viral video shows the end...
View ArticleMedea (Benjamin) heckles Obama with a tragic monologue by Euripidis
Related Columns WASHINGTON, May 28, 2013 ― President Barack Obama’s counterterrorism speech was derailed several times yesterday when a mother-turned-activist named Medea shouted bitter words about...
View ArticleTownhall debate as family drama: father Mitt, mother Candy, and child Barack
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, October 22, 2012 – As the fact-checkers are still dissecting the second presidential debate, we'll continue with our tradition of...
View Article$100m for brain mapping: Do politicians have one?
Video: WASHINGTON, April 4, 2013 ― With the launching of the BRAIN Initiative to map the human brain, we at The People’s Cube can’t help but wonder if his results would match our previous findings:...
View ArticleThe purge of Gen. Petraeus: This is how it's done!
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, November 11, 2012 ― The People's Cube resident expert on history of purges and show trials gives a sarcastic take on the...
View ArticleThe purge of Gen. Patraeus: this is how it's done!
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, November 11, 2012 - The People's Cube resident expert on history of purges and show trials gives a sarcastic take on the...
View ArticleIf Obama were Jesus: a Christmas list
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube Video: WASHINGTON, December 24, 2012 ― Is Obama really like Jesus? While his miraculous superpowers have always been part of the progressive...
View ArticleThe Obama strategy: Running with scissors
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, DC, September 21, 2012 — The Obama campaign attempted to capitalize on the doctored reporting of Romney's 47% remarks by posting a...
View ArticleBigoted Anti-Islam filmmaker's name revealed: Bill Maher
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, September 16, 2012 ― It turns out that a hate-filled movie that ridicules Islam also involved a major Obama donor Bill Maher. Our...
View ArticleAmerican financial industry to replace the dollar with food stamps?
WASHINGTON, April 13, 2013 ― As experts ponder the implications of America’s stepping-back from world political leadership, are openly discussing what the world will be like without the U.S. dollar as...
View ArticleWomen's Progress Backwards: The Tale of Two Burkas
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, September 13, 2012 – Distorting the reality of gender relations in America, Democrats and their radical feminist allies harm...
View ArticleTop ten things that didn't happen in 2012
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, January 3, 2013 ― Many things happened in 2012 – good things, bad things, and some very bad things. If you're unhappy because...
View ArticleObama's media to Romney: You lost, now play our game or else
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, December 11, 2012 – The game Obama and the compliant mass media are playing have many rules: some are fixed, some are flexible, but...
View ArticleFinally a flag Americans can burn
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, September 16, 2012 ― The Obama's Dry Goods Store of Temporarily Unfree Stuff is selling a fundamentally transformed version of the...
View ArticleObama saves Earth from Apocalypse: what's next?
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, December 23, 2012 ― As we celebrate our narrow escape from the Mayan-Republican Apocalypse of December 21, 2012, the American media...
View ArticleOctober Revolution in America: this time we can make it work!
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, November 7, 2012 – Today is the glorious 95th anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution in Russia, celebrated by the...
View ArticleContributions to the Obama Presidential Library: Help Wanted
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, September 12, 2012 - Meet our friend Milton Wolf - physician, author, Washington Times columnist and Daily Caller contributor. He...
View ArticleOld Soviet jokes become the new American reality
Oleg Atbashian Ask me a question. Follow @ThePeoplesCube WASHINGTON, November 9, 2012 – I have seen the future and ran away. At first the move to America from the former USSR made me feel as though I...
View ArticleCommon Core GED textbook: "9/11 hijackers were poor Afghanis"
Related Columns WASHINGTON, May 10, 2013 ― Adult basic education and GED programs, with about 800,000 students taking GED tests each year, serve a segment of society that escaped government schools,...
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